so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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