so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he quoted the bible to break up with me
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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