so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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