that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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