New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
