did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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