Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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