I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He better not be in your backpack
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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