so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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