Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Randomize
