i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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