I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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