i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
accomplished twins. life is a go
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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