He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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