Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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