I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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