And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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