question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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