her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
