He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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