Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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