do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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