Sry I called you an 8
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm at about main and main street
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The uberlube is also flammable
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