im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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