I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Randomize
