You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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