Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
