He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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