still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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