He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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