How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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