No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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