White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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