Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I think my moral compass just broke
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