wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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