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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
sick fucks of a feather flock together
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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