sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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