Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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