Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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