I think i sorta joined a cult last night
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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