Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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