We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Randomize
