dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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