before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize
