No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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