They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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