idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
