Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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