Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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