whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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