Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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