Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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