First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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