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say what?
wanna hang out?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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